@davatron5000 I was at one explaining to my 3 year old how the way she plays hide-and-seek is different than the way other people play hide-and-seek. She tells others where to hide to make finding them easier.

@davatron5000 Why do you keep your Wii Fit in the bathroom?

@davatron5000 You can do this by creating a PDF of a screenshot of a website and embedding it in an Excel document…

@davatron5000 It’s pretty easy to just scrape Instagram thanks to the JSON payload already included on each page.

@davatron5000 * dongle

@davatron5000 Couldn’t you just buy a Bluetooth single for like a dollar?

@davatron5000 We have #botcountry channels.

@davatron5000 Wow you don’t look a day over 180…

@davatron5000 <BLINK> QUEST

@davatron5000 I’ve had good results with reveal.js

@JacksonBates @davatron5000 Man y’all have some creepy kids. My almost 3 year old is afraid of flys eating her but she says some hilarious things otherwise.

@davatron5000 And who puts their thermostat right next to the couch!?!

@davatron5000 instantrapairhorn.com/

@davatron5000 Doesn’t look like an edge case for one of my sites…

(past 30 days)

@davatron5000 Check Google Analytics

@davatron5000 Solution then background then solution then funny pun joke

@davatron5000 you mean you mined a Bitcoin?

@davatron5000 clearly it should go in style. css

@davatron5000 twitter.com/kingkool68/status/81…

@davatron5000 I’ve been running a WordPress site that backs up my world of tweets… tweets.kingkool68.com