@elgreg Name them after numbers starting with 0.

@elgreg You’re the P to my JSON.

@GoogleLocalDC Hey want to help us sponsor a jQuery for Beginners meet up? We’re looking for a food sponsor. meetup.com/DC-jQuery-Users-Group… cc/@elgreg

@elgreg After lunch you should walk around aimlessly yelling “GUILTY!” at random times.

@elgreg Apology accepted.

@elgreg Got more details?

@elgreg daughter eh? I’ve never heard of that framework. Is it like CoffeeScript?

@elgreg I’m starting to look like Spencer Pratt radaronline.com/sites/radaronlin…

@elgreg dummyimage.com is still up. Maybe you should switch to a shared hosting plan and enjoy life a bit more.

@elgreg YES! Hubot! Noooo hubot scripts are written in coffee script.

@elgreg defensive ejaculation.

@elgreg But more importantly we kicked your ass in charting lots of data washingtonpost.com/politics/poll…

@elgreg We have pretty much standardized on Highcharts for stuff like this. It slurps up data from hTML Tables too!

@elgreg Happy birthday o leader of the jQuery. I wish upon you the lack of beeper duty for the day.

@elgreg you should meet @charliepark he’ll be @fluentconf too!

@elgreg That was the photo of him when they captured him.

@elgreg I have a Digg t-shirt. Would wapo like to acquire that?

I blame @elgreg RT @techcrunch The Digg Team Is Going To WaPo, But The Assets Aren’t tcrn.ch/IBzIPn

@twitpic Well how do you feel? RT @elgreg Just think how twitpic must feel.

@elgreg You’re right up there international mountaineer JavaScripter