@elgreg or cancer.

@elgreg Preposterous I say. That is hardly ideal.

@elgreg Wait. You don’t own the Washington Post?

@elgreg Are you his boss?

@elgreg its 2012 gosh danggit. Why can’t we vote via twitter.

@elgreg **cough** **cough** hint hint features.journalism.org/campaign…

@elgreg You know… in all browsers except IE, you can just make up your own tags just fine is.gd/vfFXYV

@elgreg Why don’t you just wrap that in <canvas> which isn’t markup at all.

@elgreg band aids of yesteryear are inadequate for the injuries today.

@elgreg Today apparently. Time to start writing our own elements. is.gd/vfFXYV

@elgreg How was the meet up last night? Bummed I missed the empenadas. #fuckSpelling

@elgreg go @USAA if you have a military relative

@elgreg What Reality show would that be?

@elgreg So what’s new with Facebook? I know you’re working on something…

@elgreg green

@elgreg Sounds good. Looking forward to it.

@elgreg Hey if you need a speaker for @dcjquery I’ll step up. I can explain stickyHeader.js is.gd/IaKFMF

@elgreg I once thought about building an elevator simulator in JavaScript to figure out the optimum algorithm for passenger delivery.

@elgreg Heck no. It’s whatever.

@elgreg Is there a way in Github to preview a file instead of actually looking at the code? #n00b