@elgreg I can’t get over how your initial HTML payload is 0.5MB+. You’re even serving over HTTP/2. Embrace splitting things up & serving tiny files.

@elgreg You might say you… started from a clean SLATE!

@elgreg @Rmmmsy @googlewifi I just ran Ethernet through the house

@elgreg Cryptocurrencies are pretty neat.

@robodc @elgreg Oh well in that case COME ON @elgreg WHATS WRONG WITH YOU !?!?!

@robodc @elgreg But if he finished it he would’ve heard “why did you eat it all?!?!?”

@elgreg #humblebrag

@elgreg And when you divorce a browser who gets the children?

@elgreg @rexualhealing Yay adulting! We’ve had to redo our finished basement twice due to flooding. Once the carpet gets soaked we rip it all out.

@elgreg Remember when it was DC jQuery?

@elgreg @robodc Play-doh is a supervised activity. Although our toddler just likes to stack the containers for the most part. And eat the doh.

@elgreg This was for a lactation consultant…

@elgreg Sounds like you’re ddosing the potus

@elgreg I noticed that to. I bet he is a republican that couldn’t find a seat.

@elgreg $3,500 last year. That’s when I decided it was worth it to get the Prime card for 5% back. amzn.to/2kOlDXd

@elifitch @elgreg What about crying because you just missed brunch???

@elgreg GOOGLE IS GONNA BEAT YOU UP!

@elgreg Or the new squirrel waterslide is ready to go!

@elgreg Well awesomesauce then. If you ever have to deal with Terminus, then run.

@elgreg I love company specific flavors of common tech.