@elgreg We’re you acquihired?

@elgreg yea the stove and microwave were the only things we needed to set back.

@elgreg Switzerland’s main stream media.

@elgreg almost hellotether.com

@elgreg “And how many of your party is here?”

“2/4, we’re waiting on slow ass Greg to show up. He’s biking.”

@elgreg I use 133% more energy than anyone else in my area. I WIN!

@elgreg haha

@elgreg Aw shucks, I missed it. Can you bring the site down again in 10 minutes so I can take a gander?

@elgreg what’s worse? Water leaks or memory leaks?

@elgreg wait you mean other people don’t?

@elgreg I wanna try some

@elgreg Well did you finish the dishes?

@anthonydpaul @elgreg see flyer for your neighborhood code, go to county site to lookup code if you neighborhood is scheduled, otherwise fu

@anthonydpaul @elgreg this year Montgomery county totally hid the days they were doing leaf pickup in some obscure lookup process

@elgreg I fist pump the trash all the freaking time

@anthonydpaul @elgreg mornings of trash days I awake in terror. 2x a week because we suburban hard.

@elgreg I do they all the time now

@elgreg Like a memory leak but for laundry

Thanks @elgreg! Now I will certainly be prepared for becoming a dad. #devdads instagram.com/p/wwaLjIDeyb/

@elgreg Swish.