@elyktrix And by “get” I mean can one be available for purchase so I may buy it….

@elyktrix Can I get a !important shirt?

@elyktrix Rock Cheetos, endorsed by the denture association

@elyktrix They haven’t been invented yet

@elyktrix

@elyktrix In elementary school they taught us those were called Wow Marks!

@elyktrix “Yes, I expect a salary.”

@elyktrix The best is when they have the final call and you can feel they’re ready to make you an offer and then they ask you your salary requirements. “Ok let me talk to management and we’ll get back to you.”

They never got back to me.

@elyktrix The best part of WordPress is you could do whatever you want.

The worst part about WordPress is other people could do whatever they want.

@elyktrix I know the files end in .ts

@elyktrix I too wish there was a need for more volunteers to study the rich with no responsibilities lifestyle that we so desperately need more research into

@elyktrix I’ve written nearly 15,000 lines of PHP for a project at work.

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@elyktrix Call it the 2020 button

@elyktrix One button should bind to shutting down your machine without warning.

And it should be randomly assigned to a different button everyday

@elyktrix Holler if you need help building yourself a WordPress plugin

@elyktrix @telmo For the low, low price of $185,000 + monthly maintenance fees you too can own your very own top level domain.

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@elyktrix And why can’t you schedule tweets on mobile but can on the desktop web app?

@elyktrix Bright Blue Underoos

@elyktrix You seem like a really helpful person with a good attitude who knows what you’re doing so I’m gonna go with Senior Developer.

@elyktrix Sounds like a normal day to me.