@epalf I can’t beleive you neglected the most awesomest ear muffs ever!

@epalf Go home and then don’t work! That’ll teach them

@epalf ditto

@epalf That’s a perfect batting average!

@epalf Ask Kristina she’s never been to a basketball game

@epalf @AllanSays LOVE is CRAZY

@epalf Leverage that in negotiations.

@epalf Get a family practice when you have kids.

@epalf general.

@epalf You guys might just make it.

@epalf No probs. I guess I’ll just have to eat them all.

@epalf We have cookies. Please eat all of our cookies!

@epalf You can stay at our place if you don’t want to battle traffic

@epalf Introduce yourself by breaking in to song is.gd/iKGwl

@epalf oh we do that. Our giant card is linked to Kristina’s moms. She buys way more food and doesn’t use Shell.

@epalf $1.80 a gallon. Nice!

@epalf She past the idiot test. Idiots use the pedestrian button which does nothing.

@epalf Grosser than this? is.gd/h5Xta

@epalf only children ftw.

@epalf Do it!