@epalf It ain’t cheap to line Steve Jobs’ pockets with unicorn fur.

@epalf That is not a boneified weiner dog. Boo

@epalf The only ripoff going on there is your dog’s nuts.

@epalf hotmail used to punctuate like this back in the day. Note the capital letters. HotMaiL

@epalf What do you think of the new GAP err I mean Gap logo? is.gd/fMEUa

@epalf you need this is.gd/fKBFV

@epalf Give up and write a blog post instead 🙂

@Casper_Edora @epalf LOL

@epalf @Casper_Edora Gheorghe Muresan is my favorite actor. imdb.com/name/nm0613837/

@epalf You’re halfway there to @naudebynature and I’s. And no matter how long you’ve been together, it’s still weird to say NAME and I’s.

@epalf 3/21/01

@epalf When you plug it in to the charger, does the light on the charger show red or green?

@epalf Yup, sounds like a dead battery.

@epalf Dinner is on you then.,

@epalf Great! Welcome aboard Editor in Chief

@epalf You’d probably be better selling clothes at a garage sale unless you wear pricey high end designer clothes.

@epalf @msinkiat @casper_edora I guess you’ve never used the Chipotle burrito nutrition info calculator is.gd/cKyZp

@epalf @naudebynature, @itsrayshelle & @jinaldo were watching that movie last night.

@epalf Yea but Apple perfected mobile phone apps.

@epalf So get an iPad and just use Wifi. Yea, yea, not the same thing I know.