@epalf We have gloves galore. Dress warm.

@epalf White Tail High tomorrow: 18 degrees. tr.im/M5pX

@epalf You should eat an apple around 11am everyday. That’s what I do.

@epalf You crazy hippy fairy lesbian.

@epalf I can set you up with it no prob. You just gotta buy the domain name

@epalf or just get a tumblr, it’s probably easier

@epalf No one does.

@epalf Why don’t you start your own blog at like ericaalfeche.com?

@epalf bit.ly/7euHlb Think GMail meets a group chat meets wikipedia. It’s not very interesting at the moment.

@epalf Don’t do it! Save your monies! Fatten the bank account!

@epalf Sounds like a great use of resources.

@epalf Ha yea you did! (I have the power to see your answers)

@epalf 3.7? Weird milestone to celebrate

@epalf Copy someones tweet and put the letters RT in front of it so you share that info with your followers. It’s how trends spread.

RT @epalf:I’ve been a twitter user for a couple of months now and i still don’t understand how to “re-tweet” something. explain please!

@epalf Talk to @naudebynature she has a treasure trove of them

@epalf Your dog looks like pure evil twitpic.com/g9olt

@epalf Talk about how much you hate men, or a race, or some religious denomination.

@epalf Invest in a quality MP3 player and headphones stat!

@epalf That’s so weird… you read a newspaper?