@freshyill you should flash her.

@freshyill Wait you got a dog and a baby in the same week? That must have been some LivingSocial deal I missed out.

@freshyill I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DON’T HAVE AN ETECH-A-SKETCH SCREEN OPTION! JEEEEEEZZZZ!!!!

@freshyill More like, LEAKEDIN, eh?

@freshyill It’s winter somewhere in the world…

@freshyill it was smart of you to get your surgery done before memorial day. Now I can memorialize your gall bladder on Monday.

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@freshyill thumbs down

@freshyill WHAT?!?! All that poking for nothing…

@jessabean Sounds like LivingSocial devs have weak stomachs. I hope it’s just gas! cc @freshyill

@freshyill You sir, sound like a professional life coach

@freshyill Tivoli near JFK High School in Glenmont. BOOM! is.gd/2qfjwz

@freshyill Please don’t die. P.S. We put an offer in for a house near you.

@freshyill Yup, Twitter Bootsrap does too. is.gd/JjY7Em

@freshyill ICYMI FOMO LOL WTF BBQ

@freshyill I’m blaming Flash and Firefox. A deadly combination.

@freshyill I heard it’s going to dual-boot Mountain Lion.

@freshyill I’m hoping for an iWeb2 announcement so I can finally finish my website.