@fugularity Can an archaeologist explain this picture to me? twitter.com/EllieTrashcakes/stat…

@fugularity Fantasy banana split

@fugularity Because men earn 16¢ more for every dollar women earn. They can afford the extra fabric!

@fugularity You’re good at thinking abstractly. It’s harder for others.

@fugularity Only 8 weeks until the USFL!!!!!!

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@fugularity The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten,
The little one stops to shout “The End”,

@fugularity Synergy.

@fugularity weiner jam

@fugularity @Brandon_Warne Holden Caulfield

@fugularity Imagine one person blowing the entire New York Giants football team at halftime. Talk about a halftime show!

@fugularity waht aboot boysenberries

@fugularity wut about mulberries

@fugularity to get lots of dates

@fugularity I can’t imagine you dating. Unless the other person was really into mowing lawns.

@fugularity uh….

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@fugularity Not likely.