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@fugularity You also have titties

@fugularity They need multiple balls in play

@fugularity Maybe she values her time

@fugularity It’s all your fault jorts are still a thing

@fugularity Tell them to walk outside in their underwear

@fugularity I’m sorry about your pungent body odor

@fugularity Is 5 Guys #1 our Smash Burger?

@fugularity Good retweeting today buddy. Keep it up! Get some rest and we’ll see you out here on Twitter tomorrow for your commute.

@fugularity It’s ok Josh. We still love you here on the Internets.

@fugularity Yes. Your tweets are calling experts to second guess the invention of the printing press.

“On the one hand… Mass communication. But on the other we have @fugularity’s terrible attempts at puns and wit”

“Yes indeed. Humanity is doomed.”

@fugularity Don’t forget double 0

@fugularity like bathing?

@fugularity I hope it’s not a case of Froot by the Foot #ThoughtsAndPrayers

@fugularity “How much money do you need to not worry about money?”

@fugularity Would you take your otter box case off your phone for 30 days?

Russell Heimlich