@fugularity Apartments gotta collect rent somehow.

@fugularity d0uchep1ckl3

@fugularity all black socks matter

@fugularity My first executive order would be to repeal and replace the word “cool” with “kool”.

@fugularity See twitter.com/kingkool68/status/79…

It’s not a muslim registry but a registry of immigrants from certain muslim countries.

@fugularity Josh, I think someone hacked your Facebook account and started posting ridiculous nonsense that definit… twitter.com/i/web/status/7869615…

@fugularity whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Boot…

@fugularity talklikeapirate.com/wordpress/

@fugularity National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

@fugularity Yes, but have you taken an arrow to the knee?

@fugularity Yes but what is your magna Dark Mage Sorcerer Fantasy Master in the League of Footballs?

@fugularity Good luck on your quest to becoming a level 12 Dark Mage Sorcerer Fantasy Master in the League of Footballs

@fugularity ** thoughts and prayers **

@fugularity Maybe it didn’t register your card when you tapped out to go to work

@fugularity don’t insult pizza like that. All pizza deserves to be loved.

@fugularity Maybe this is how your work tells you you’re fired.

@fugularity You can log in and transfer your balance to a new card

@fugularity The card doesn’t store any information on it, i think. Did you register your card?

@fugularity @wmata ARREST THIS MAN!

@fugularity this many twitter.com/hunktears/status/770…