@fugularity I hope one of them was DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

@fugularity You’re the Playboy Bunnies of puns…

@fugularity what are those?

@fugularity

@fugularity you’re like the dad of the chiquita banana lady.

@fugularity that one is pretty good

@fugularity consumerreports.org/used-car-buy…

@fugularity Kristina’s 1999 Altima still passes emissions just fine. Why wouldnt yours?

@fugularity doesn’t your car only have 70,000 miles?

@fugularity why don’t you just run your car into the ground?

@fugularity Is that a euphemism for leg day?

@fugularity Are you steamed?

@fugularity I don’t know what that means.

@fugularity Maybe you’re preggers.

@Smashley017 read that as? then went back to the beginning to make sure you weren’t taking about @fugularity

@fugularity @astickofgum What’s DOL WD?

@fugularity

@fugularity too bad you didn’t… **puts on sunglasses ** TAPE IT!

@fugularity Wow. And coming from you.

@fugularity lunch breaks.