@fugularity Try to do a plank while holding your breath.

@fugularity I have held my breath for 2 minutes.

@fugularity Yea but how long can you hold your breath?

@fugularity Up… another baseball retweet. I think all your gains have evaporated like powdered milk toast.

@fugularity I think you just gained a 1,000 followers. Trust me. I know how this stuff works.

@fugularity 168! NOW YOU HONESTLY KNOW!

@fugularity dvr service bro

@fugularity Correct.

@fugularity @VerizonFiOS @VerizonSupport #comcastic

@fugularity Did you shred that fresh pow pow?

@fugularity Mine was Oscar worthy. My best performance of my career.

@fugularity I think they want you to just bittorrent it. Right @VerizonSupport ?

@fugularity @smashley017 UH OH! TROUBLE IN PARADISE!

@fugularity and the spectators can nom on squash while you squash your squat lot.

@fugularity 24 HOUR NON-STOP SQUAT MARATHON

@fugularity Does that mean 100?

@lauradhahn @fugularity has that as a poster.

@fugularity @astickofgum youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU

@naudebynature @fugularity @AstickofGum #scandal

@smashley017 @fugularity You need a dish wand with a plastic scraper edgy thing.