@fugularity I’m saying you should SECEDE from your youthful ideals. Come join the rest of us uppity crotcheties.

@fugularity Must be old age 1) physical injuries. 2) memory problems 3) you smell.

@fugularity FUNemployment!

@Smashley017 @fugularity kinky. #bondage

@fugularity Dude, you spelled corduroys wrong.

@fugularity You do if you’re turning right or left.

@fugularity support.twitter.com/articles/129…

@fugularity That’s a wonderful and glorious thing!!! Why would you want to stop it?

@fugularity I would just use my scrotum instead popwatch.ew.com/2013/08/19/tlc-m…

@fugularity Sigh… no more shark.

@AstickofGum @fugularity @smashley017 What is black, green, yellow and brown?

@fugularity @astickofgum @smashley017 Do they make brown diaper bags?

@fugularity That was epic.

@fugularity Josh, that’s not nice.

@SmellyICE @fugularity @astickofgum workout more!

@fugularity @Smashley017 @naudebynature It’s spelled “Russtina”

@Smashley017 @fugularity Little in the middle but she’s got much back.

@fugularity Your life seems so messed up…

@fugularity Deploy your creepy repulsive powers. Try to hijack his conversation by pretending to be on your phone.

@fugularity GO BEAT HIM UP!