@itsrayshelle One does not go to Costco simply for 3 things. One also does not spend less than $100 per trip to Costco.

@itsrayshelle pooped.

@itsrayshelle one would think paying for a premium experience would get a premium experience. We eventually figured it out.

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@naudebynature @itsrayshelle @JeanetteInaldo @TwindleNEE you guys have way too many GNOs, GNIs, UTIs, PMS’, OBGYN…

@itsrayshelle Is that from a TJ MAXX commercial?

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@itsrayshelle You can’t have good without bad.

@itsrayshelle Since you got one.

@itsrayshelle Always looking for assets to help me out where i can.

@itsrayshelle LIES! That included nothing about how I can get a massive ass.

@itsrayshelle If you’re going to jump ship at least wait until 8/29, Samsung will announce new phones then

@itsrayshelle Go with @t-mobile atleast until they become AT&T&T

@itsrayshelle Which one is the slutty one?

@itsrayshelle double flick to scroll up real fast #touchscreennewb

@itsrayshelle Maybe you’re pregnant!?!?!

@itsrayshelle Android phones on AT&T are the worst!

@itsrayshelle no but we have some old playdough, a Xmas tree stand, and an old photo of you w/ long hair.