@MattBowen How about ‘Cool Story Bro’ t-shirts.
@MattBowen When’s you’re first day?
@MattBowen I always use ~this~ to denote sarcasam
@MattBowen What do you cool DC kids get to vote on today?
@MattBowen Thank ya thank ya.
@MattBowen I did 6 reps at 125 pounds on the chest press machine. We don’t have a bench press.
@MattBowen Well what I meant is they’re both dynamic and everything is essentially an object.
@MattBowen Chefs make tastier food than puppets.
@MattBowen saw your timely tweet
@MattBowen bog with a HEXml feed because you are cursed to forever doing manual labor.
@MattBowen did you signup to emusic when it was all you can download for one monthly price? Circa 2006
@MattBowen I did it myself. It’s not hard.