@MikeNGarrett When will you announce your third?

@MikeNGarrett I had beans for dinner. You’ve been warned.

@MikeNGarrett Me too. Wut are you doing in my bed?

@MikeNGarrett LOL I saw the same thing…

@tomfinley @MikeNGarrett @neojp Not gonna lie, skin is usually a lot easier to clean up. Definitely always aim away from the couch.

@MikeNGarrett @neojp Turn her towards the easiest surface to cleanup ALWAYS!

@MikeNGarrett @neojp You can make it a game where if you sense it is coming on you rush the kiddo to the sink… that’s 10 points.

@MikeNGarrett You remember what silence sounds like?

@MikeNGarrett Oof that is the roughest my friend. It too shall pass.

@MikeNGarrett Have not made it. Hard to spell.

@MikeNGarrett Clients or babies?

@MikeNGarrett Oh no! Please don’t Mike, parenting is one of the greatest joys of life! Go back, your kids need you!

@MikeNGarrett But did they poop on you?

@MikeNGarrett I’ve already changed a wet bed. Thank goodness tomorrow is ipad day for the kids so mommy and daddy can sleep in day.

@MikeNGarrett We’re at 9 months and he’s an awesome sleeper now.

but we’ve also entered the wrestling phase of diaper changes.

@MikeNGarrett Hey buddy how was your sleep last night?

@neojp @MikeNGarrett Click a button, toggle a class

@MikeNGarrett Dumber than running your state power grid?

@MikeNGarrett @neojp Woke up to the boy smacking my face and giggling. Had a dream I had a Dad meetup at my childhood home and Vladimir Putin came. He tried to pull an Irish goodbye but I wouldn’t let him.

@neojp @MikeNGarrett 9 month old is deciding to scream his head off right now. So that’s fun.