@mjacksonw You’ll be cranking them out in no time

@mjacksonw Still not as bad as global timezone math

@mjacksonw @SpencerRhys You are brave.

@mjacksonw I heard you can probably borrow one of those Flir cameras from your local library.

@mjacksonw You paid for all those pixels

@mjacksonw … and the only way to update the website was via FTP OOOoooooo Aaaaaaaaaa. And if someone uploaded their changes without incorporating your changes… EVERYTHING YOU DID WOULD BE LOST FOREVER!

NOOOOoooooooo

@mjacksonw So sorry for your loss.

@mjacksonw Now you just need soup

@jtnt @mjacksonw Make the kids be the banker. Helps with counting money and making change.

@mjacksonw What’s that bloated zip drive looking thing on top of the rack-mounted server?

@mjacksonw @cindyli @themattharris @drcarolw Oh dang. I remember her from Refresh DC. Sad she is no longer with us.

@mjacksonw Well atlas you can all agree that tabs are superior to spaces.

@mjacksonw The recent one about moving was tolerable.

@mjacksonw A superhero never reveals their secret…

@mjacksonw Interesting. Do you run your dishwasher at night off peak usage?

@mjacksonw My hosting company lets me set-up my own email addresses. I pipe them in to my Gmail account support.google.com/mail/answer/2…

@mjacksonw I’m working on a WordPress theme for just that purpose.

@mjacksonw #subtweeting

@mjacksonw Seems unfair to judge the praisers character…

@mjacksonw Well do you think the people praising know that the someone is a bad person?