@naudebynature Your last name **IS** German. And you’ll always be Guatemalan in my eyes.

@naudebynature wear normal clothes!

@ayomattayo @naudebynature In other words, you don’t know yet.

@naudebynature Love you. Proved it.

@jyjin @naudebynature July or die.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature ~You betcha~

We decided to move up to 3-ply toilet paper “@naudebynature: I love when Russell and I are on the same page! Yay for making big decisions!!”

@ayomattayo Been there, done that.cc/ @naudebynature

@kathkat15 @naudebynature we’re talking about cocaine, right?

It’s 4am and I can’t sleep. This sucks. In other news I caught @naudebynature humming the NBC jingle 3 times in her sleep.

@naudebynature stop tweeting and driving.

Today is not a good day for animals vs. cars. Just ask @naudebynature

@fugularity @astickofgum Mango Grove? We ate an indian place called that in London I think? It was delish. cc/@naudebynature

@naudebynature Next year, we’re going to a rodeo.

@AstickofGum breakfast is served from 8:30 – 9:30. Plus @naudebynature woke up early to workout because she’s insane.

My night to cook dinner while @naudebynature relaxes.

@naudebynature Nice tip about banananananananannas.

@AstickofGum Invite @naudebynature

@naudebynature OMG BABE LOOK “@epalf: Currently Channeling: The Little Mermaid shar.es/qpQJB

@naudebynature @astickofgum no you don’t.