@naudebynature you’re excused

@kathkat15 @naudebynature @AstickofGum who even said anything about moving?

@astickofgum @naudebynature Heck naw. We ain’t Jewish.

@brownpau lol @mr_suh @nekolaweb @naudebynature

@naudebynature @AstickofGum everyday!

@naudebynature @AstickofGum interesting work attire

@kathkat15 @naudebynature Noice!

@naudebynature It will be like her version of the 1960’s

@naudebynature If you leave nothing for her to wear then she will wear NOTHING all weekend long.

@naudebynature I see no Russell’s Birthday card…

Nerd transformation of @naudebynature is progressing nicely…

@astickofgum Whenever @naudebynature dresses up Zadie in a cute outfit she spits up all over it right before we’re headed out.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature won’t let me

@AstickofGum @naudebynature its pretty bad

@naudebynature Yea stop it Vera Bradley. You’re ruining my wife.

14 years ago I asked @naudebynature to be my girlfriend. Here’s an awkward high school photo of us.

@naudebynature you can get a gold Chrome book

@naudebynature riiiiiiiiiite

@naudebynature then

@naudebynature and then we get to the doctors appointment and what’s on the TV? Something about melting cheese on the Food Network.