@QuinnyPig Kinda like what happens whenever anyone logs in to Ello these days…

@danosipov @QuinnyPig I came here to tweet this same gif.

@QuinnyPig Yes it’s right. But maybe I would learn something from someone else poking at it.

@QuinnyPig Check out DreamHosts DreamCompute cloud offerings

@QuinnyPig javascriptforwp.com/conference/a…

You can talk more about your viral AWS WordPress setup!

@QuinnyPig @bequinning Expecting what? Your CloudFront distribution changes to deploy?

@QuinnyPig @awscloud Can you order an AWS Snowball via an API call? If so, I win!

@QuinnyPig @awscloud You should sync two misconfigured S3 buckets together. You know… as a backup 😇

@QuinnyPig @awscloud You should sync two misconfigured S3 buckets together. You know… as a backup 😇

@QuinnyPig @SuMastodon @awscloud What about 1 row x a million columns

@QuinnyPig @backblaze I just store everything as key value pairs using Route 53

@michaelgat @bryptik @QuinnyPig You should setup an AWS Lambda function to dynamically resize images on the fly as well…

github.com/spiritedmedia/tachyon…

@QuinnyPig you should do a walk-through of DreamCompute next. It’s open shift. And it’s weird.

@QuinnyPig @awscloud @cperciva Lol at the instance name

@QuinnyPig Plurk

@mike_julian @QuinnyPig Plus it’s outrageously expensive.

@danveloper @QuinnyPig They lead to Heinz 1 through 57

@QuinnyPig You have funny AWS jokes

@jordannovet @QuinnyPig The state of AWS services is like the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. It cannot be measured exactly at one time, even in theory.

@QuinnyPig What happened to your mouth? Why is it so…. closed?