@rachelbaker Same situation but last year. When she eventually went back to school the teachers are like “Vera is our best napper. We put her by the door. She’s the first to go down and the last to get up”

@rachelbaker Bonus points when in a hotel

@rachelbaker Just like JavaScript I am…

Array(16).join( ‘hero’-1) + ” Batman”

@rachelbaker @wirecutter 👏

@rachelbaker Rubber gloves are a big hit around here…

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@rachelbaker 🇨🇳

@rachelbaker pre-flight scripting attack

@rachelbaker veraheimlich.com baby pics instead?

@silverbell @rachelbaker I hope he got to cake smash

@rachelbaker happy birthday! How many snow storms did you endure on your birthday?

@rachelbaker news.ycombinator.com/item?id=137…

@rachelbaker Congrats.

@rachelbaker Good news! You’ll forget all about the 4-month sleep regression. Are you at the diaper changing wrestling match phase?

@rachelbaker Changing a diaper with a squirmy kid is an important milestone.

@rachelbaker congrats! You’ll return to normal sleeping soon.

@rachelbaker But I’m pretty sure I didn’t do anything.

@rachelbaker Congrats ?

@rachelbaker #preplife

@rachelbaker WHAT? It’s my 5 year wedding anniversary this month too!