@randallb Look at all the crappy stuff you’ve built in the past… tada! You’ve grown and gotten better!

@austinmcraig @randallb I can’t believe I have to move the wet clothes to the dryer. Gimmie an all in one!

@randallb This suit was $650 or so from Suit Supply. Lasted me through several wedding seasons

@randallb Well in 2060 I’ll be 75. So that’s terrifying.

@randallb Ditto. The computer one with Snoop Dogg was my favorite.

@randallb I think during the hype of beacons there was a used case like this. Simpler in scope, but if you’re at a conference you can connect to the beacon and get the latest schedule all without Wi-Fi

@randallb WiFi Direct en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-Fi_Di…

@randallb Here’s a good podcast episode about it with @lara_hogan

shoptalkshow.com/episodes/370/

@randallb 4.5 year old: Who are you talking to?

Me: My friend on the Internet

4.5 year old: What is their name?

Me: Randall

4.5 year old:

@randallb Well you will always be good at dying your hair blue

@randallb I planned to make some with my portfolio on it and print them on my inkjet printer to hand out to prospective employers.

Then I realized they don’t work in slot CD-ROM drives.

@randallb What’s an IC?

@randallb No? Why do you need to abandon Android if you have to use a Mac at work?

@randallb Hey give this tweet a like when you see this. I saw the news report about someone jumping at Facebook HQ and haven’t seen any activity from you. Just thinking about you.

@randallb Pixel 4 drops on October 15

@randallb Accidentally lose your deodorant stick in the car

@randallb Yes? I mean it’s your phone

@randallb

@randallb @lyft This is like the equivalent of messing with your text editor for half a day to be more efficient instead of just plowing through and getting work done.

@DannPetty @randallb