@randallb I’ll join your conference call.

@randallb J/K congrats on your growing family. One day you’ll have a complete basketball team’s worth.

@randallb Yea you are. You big sissy.

@randallb I looked at CloudFront but I use SoftLayer’s CDN. I dunno if they’re any better.

@superpixels Pretty sure I know the answer but do you have an old dump of dvguru dot com? cc/@randallb

@randallb BAM! formalize.me/

@randallb With 2 factor auth I would need to know your password + have some other token.

@randallb YES! if I happen to figure out your gmail password then I can reset all of your other passwords via email.

@randallb the computer doesn’t care.

@randallb You mean the trusty CSV?

@randallb He’s always been nuts. But Danny Way is crazier. This is from 1997 dannyway.com/wp-content/uploads/…

@randallb Also @usaa.

@randallb I sure do.

@DKThomp @randallb Source: stateofthemedia.org/2013/newspap…

@randallb Yup, CoffeeScript is totally insane.

@randallb OMG YOU MARRIED YOUR WIFE’S FAMILY!?!?

@randallb Local family? OMG DO YOU HAVE MULTIPLE WIVES?

@randallb because AC power is much more efficient at long distance traveling over wires then DC power.

@randallb Pen and paper + digital scans. LIKE A REAL MAN!

@randallb Better start constructing that Internet-proof bunker now!