@shortxstack Makes me wonder how things like buildings and bridges get built if everyone is just making it up as they go along.
@shortxstack It took a while to figure out how to set it up so now that it is working we don’t touch it. We just had to say “don’t get up until it turns green” and that worked for the now 5 year old. If they’re ignoring it promise them a reward like stickers if they wait to get up.
@shortxstack I don’t get it. I’ve eaten 3 boxes of thin mints and I’m still fat. How many does it take?
@shortxstack Is Chrome blocking cookies?
@shortxstack Awww how sweet…
*reads to the end*
oh… that escalated quickly…
@shortxstack I like their hoodies with antennas
@shortxstack PHP is fun
@shortxstack Push up contest
@shortxstack Dang that’s one big pile o beanie babies. Our kids play with my wife’s old beanie babies too. Asks us what their names are all the time.
@shortxstack Looks like better moods than yesterday
@shortxstack I always tell the kids their teachers are waiting for them and they seem to buck up rather quickly. They don’t want to disappoint their teachers.
@shortxstack This is the content I’m here for.
Jack Hartman freaks me out.
@shortxstack Today my 2 year old left the room and came back laughing like a maniac and was only wearing her diaper
@shortxstack Raspberries in the car? You are brave.
@shortxstack I dig seeing other tech Twitter people with kiddos. Your daughters seem a lot like mine.