@skeevis I love naming stuff!
@skeevis I don’t think the cool kids care about app performance
@skeevis I still enjoy riding the people mover
@skeevis That sounds like what DAOs are for
@skeevis I’m off to Puerto Rico for a long weekend tomorrow
@skeevis For a mere fee of $1.76
@skeevis Good luck!
@skeevis Have you reached the learning monkey bars phase yet?
@skeevis Yea this happened to my wife’s plant too. Then she stopped watering and generally paying attention to them and now they’re doing great!
@skeevis Stop watering them so much.
@skeevis Cult as a service. I think there is a market for that.
@skeevis My favorite part is the random chairs and TV in the basement
@skeevis @smarty Google Assistant is like that too but they come at the end. Annoying.
@skeevis This is peak CEO speak
@skeevis I bet you would really like it
@skeevis We’re gonna give this some defense thing a try…
@skeevis WordCamps really go out of their way to ensure inclusivity. Transcription services, sign language interprators, dedicated private nursing spaces, quiet rooms, and accomodating special dietary restrictions for lunch
@skeevis @smarty Or if it rains a lot and people bring in their umbrellas…