@smashley017 Where’s the nearest train?

@smashley017 OMG stop eating midnight snacks so I can fit into my old jeans. I totally knew it wash’t my fault.

@fugularity @smashley017 TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!?!?!?!?

@smashley017 Sit on his face.

@Smashley017 Anticipation. I hope he feels better.

@Smashley017 For what?

@smashley017 @fugularity @naudebynature Register fancy, buy basic.

@smashley017 @fugularity I’m guessing you don’t have an extra set of sheets.

@Smashley017 We’re watching star wars tomorrow. But you’ll have to put on pants.

@smashley017 @fugularity Proggo. Defs. preggo.

@smashley017 Are you Michael Jackson and @fugularity is Conrad Murray?

@Smashley017 spend it all on cheese and beer. Done!

@smashley017 @naudebynature @astickofgum AhhhI see. But @fugularity is always on Facebook.

@smashley017 @fugularity @astickofgum THANKS!!!!

@smashley017 @naudebynature’s reaction was priceless. Was that in the book?

@Smashley017 have you started trying on shoes yet?

@naudebynature See how good you have it… cc/@astickofgum @smashley017

@smashley017 #preggers

@smashley017 Those Colorado chocolate chip cookies not as good as previously thought?

@smashley017 Uh oh.