@stephaniesalmon After one hundred years of solitude ducks were business as usual as temporary kings.

@stephaniesalmon @mr_suh does

@stephaniesalmon @Twitter I like that feature.

@stephaniesalmon “Show me that slider lever thingy….”

@stephaniesalmon ooooo derp. I thought it was from Saturday morning because of Facebook and I happened to catch the sunrise on that day.

@stephaniesalmon But it’s Saturday! I’m lucky if I’m awake before 7:30am.

@stephaniesalmon Why were you at Georgetown early enough to catch the sunrise?

@stephaniesalmon FREE CARWASH OMG DOUBLE SCORE!

@stephaniesalmon Free shower for the commute home.

@stephaniesalmon cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-cont…

@stephaniesalmon Don’t you get one of those at birth?

@stephaniesalmon Oh right… I need to go through Slack too. Thanks!

@stephaniesalmon Bracing myself for the swarm of librarian/knitter followers…

@stephaniesalmon You want to make sure it is unchecked. When I went there it was alread checked for me.

@stephaniesalmon Fuck SEO, think about human beings.

@stephaniesalmon I’ve seen that car around town. It’s green.

@brian_k_bailey @brownpau @stephaniesalmon Compounded Malnourished State.

@stephaniesalmon @brian_k_bailey 25.media.tumblr.com/c13a9c679631…

@stephaniesalmon Soon my friend, soon.

@stephaniesalmon My aren’t you “sharp”