@theorem_ I use it as a catalog to all the places I’ve been as well as to rack up a killer high score (because you get points.)

@theorem_ That’s 291.7 unused minutes/month

@theorem_ Peek a boo!

@theorem_ Chick-fil-a on a Sunday? Tickle me impressed.

@theorem_ Are the people against nuclear arms still camping out in front of the white house?

@theorem_ Whata bunch of loonies. Get a sign that reads “BUTTER SIDE DOWN!” #drseus

@theorem_ The Regal Majestic in Silver Spring. I wonder if they would give me a refund if we wanted to keep our food. Stupid movie theaters.

@theorem_ You left USAA?!?! What were you thinking?

@theorem_ @brownpau Apple already has a tablet with ubiquitous wireless: it’s called the iPhone.

@theorem_ @brownpau we know, we jest.

RT @theorem_:What the heck is electronic mail!? bit.ly/10n1H1

@theorem_ Try bench pressing a mailbox.

@theorem_ Ditch #Pandora check out @grooveshark bit.ly/j4tb5