Forget the rest of the work week. I think I’ll go to Puerto Rico instead.

Go, sir, go. #politeRoadRage

Vacuumed the car. Weekend is officially productive.

Flooded with Flash Flood Emergency Alerts.

#ridiculuslyEnthusiasticJazzHands

Hypnosis is most effective at bedtime.

“Space is cheap and history is interesting.” – @photomatt on saving all revisions by default in WordPress.

60% of the web still isn’t run from a content management system.

“Now that we’ve raised money we don’t have to charge for anything anymore” – @photomatt

(Web) Security is a process. Its never ever finished.

Guess what movie Kristina is watching right now with friends? Frozen.

Welp everything I own is worthless for the time being now that our power is out.

11 years ago on this very day the iTunes music store launched.

“Engineers are the translators of ideas into reality.” – bit.ly/1iXf4IR

Its Friday night. Time to get crazzzzzzzyyyyy and finish my reading list in Pocket.

Thinking of doing a day trip to Philly on April 26 for BCNI. Road trip/carpool anyone? bit.ly/1j2ugSm

OK glass, where are my pants?

I guess the characters of Game of Thrones don’t know the Heimlich…

Heartbleed is such an emo security bug codename. Couldn’t we come up with something a little catchier like Sarlacc (Google it)

Kristina’s friends are sleeping over and I showed them how to Chromecast Pinterest to the TV.