@aenean_ Have fun waiting until June 10th is.gd/xN1urs

@AstickofGum Did you join a group that advocates overthrowing our constitutional government?

@JohnPBloch Now our streak of 1 is over. And I used a bomb thingy which made the number go down which means they must be scarce.

@jessabean Get a base_64 encoded tattoo of a QR code. That would be badass.

@davidj I use Quicken.

@davidj Check out @hellowallet cc/ @thorpus

@johnpbloch Way to draw a Goomba not a Koopa.

@charliepark #bada55

@SmellyICE i eat n00bs

@freshyill ICYMI FOMO LOL WTF BBQ

@zgordon There’s more where that came from is.gd/55zSBP

I hate when this happens RT @petapixel Deer strolls by oblivious photographer: is.gd/bIHl8x

@trepmal Caching. WordPress isn’t getting enough requests. You could set it up wp-cron on a real cron job. #lazyweb

@kingkool68 Boooo my link got cut off. It’s is.gd/xvyrsl

@CloudFlare See this is.gd/X42MBQ It’s fixed now. I don’t know how or why.

@freshyill I’m blaming Flash and Firefox. A deadly combination.

@Rhewitt99 Whoops sorry about that. @cloudflare and @dreamhost started having a cold shoulder contest.

@MattBowen We googled a bunch of vows and made a mashup of the things we liked from each.

Oh no. RIP credibility on the internet. cc @Mike_FTW

@charliepark What’s a store?