@nickwhitmoyer you + me + jesustears.biz = $$$

@epalf But then you wouldn’t get paid.

@cohenspire FUCKIN A i wish I thought of that business. is.gd/yorldx

@jenfraiz You wanted placeholder puppies, now you’ve got it is.gd/qP5vnt

@MattBowen I did 6 reps at 125 pounds on the chest press machine. We don’t have a bench press.

@williamsba is.gd/y3975R #lost

@msinkiat Wow, where is that pasta dish from? That looks like a challenge.

@technotheory That sounds like junk they would sell at the Washington Monument gift shop

Hey @summify, Your little tri-force looking date control is impossible to use cl.ly/3L442e1Z1n1s2x3i1k3g

@lauradhahn Nice WordPress site #ialwayswondered

@eighty5original The one on Woot looks pretty ugly if you ask me.

@farrelley die(); // this is required to return a proper result #WordPress #ajax

@drotoriouz @booboozela I thought Rihanna likes pain and S&M?

@bpeebles That’s been in my head since 1998

@bpeebles Your first one should be a space shuttle with the speech bubble “We’re out of toilet paper. Caption: Houston’s first problem”

@thorpus Oh yes. Been there done that.

@gilluminate @shoxty Both are running the same code on the backend.

@brownpau I’ll see your launched thing and raise you a launch of my own is.gd/17lh2y

@sethnick @mikengarrett That site is a little too responsive cl.ly/3v462j13003R131B2D0H

@matt_attack_618 This is how Twitter works, the guide for Moms and non-moms alike is.gd/2XjbHw