@alisonmaego Why did you get an 11 inch? Lame.

@aenean_ I gurantee NASA’s announcement will be a lot more exciting than Apple’s previous one.

@jenfraiz If you buy them, I will wear them for an entire month.

@whafro Ditto!

@williamsba There’s always Caffeine -> is.gd/i06Uo

@williamsba Are you hooking it up to an external display?

@eighty5original Sweet! I can come to your open house now

@primerano Correct. I have heard nothing #barcampdc

@primerano is.gd/i00pa

@brownpau Cat tape! is.gd/hZPv8

@gallenkamp Everything runs through CloudFlare so it should be pretty stable. I ran it uncached for the longest time.

@brownpau How do you get the cats to stay in place while you’re piling them?

@gallenkamp Welcome

@brownpau Cat piles always stress me out too

@bpeebles By VA car inspection station you mean gas station?

@film_girl If that’s your twin, I’ve seen you naked. ALOT.

@eighty5original They can’t. Lack of opposeable thumbs. Otherwise civilization would be fucked. Imagine if they could operate a can opener!

@kathkat15 @eighty5original WHAT ABOUT THE CATS?!?!?!

@riichdiinero ask @jinaldo

It’s a DNS issue. Use Open DNS instead! RT @BreakingNews Reports across Twitter suggest widespread Comcast outage