@chriscoyier Found this is.gd/ByGDpG

@AstickofGum Probably not as fun as a body fluid swapping party.

@paul_irish I used it on is.gd/tSAdnl

@coderbrown I was thinking more along the lines of Bank of America or JP Morgan. You know, for that ironic twist.

@coderbrown Oh boo. what a great corporate motto. I think a big bank should pick it up.

@coderbrown Are you guys still using SurprisinglyHuman.com ?

@brownpau wow it’s like i’m really there… and drunk. And starting to black out on the sides.

@booboozela BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BRIGHT FUTURE AT CVS?

@aenean_ Pick up some Flintstone vitamins.

@aenean_ Just because the guy behind you has a coughing bout?

@paul_irish Easier one is.gd/VXQVE6

@ammy914 After 9 months a baby pops out!

@jessabean @LivingSocial The Threadless deal, when does that expire? December 31, 2011?

@boagworld I thought you were talking about the Pages post type in WordPress 🙂

@marcelmoreau Do you know when it expires? I’m thinking Dec. 31, 2011

@ampilsner Hi.

@matt_attack_618 You’re like a hood rat trapped in a suburban boy’s body.

@rayschillinger I do not. Just 4 standard controllers

@rayschillinger Staring at one right now.

@trepmal I’ve got the perfect tune. I’ll tell you soon…