“Sometimes page loading is glacially slow, like stuffing a pig down a toilet using a twiglet.” – ping.fm/3FlCL

Being “poor” in your 20s is natural. Being “poor” in your 30s is a state of mind.

I love my Roomba. It just vacuumed a whole floor.

My Sunday will consist of the following… ping.fm/Nk74M

Your brain is a pattern matching tool and it will use the surroundings to try and interpret details your eyes can’t quite make out clearly.

Awesome drivers license photo idea ping.fm/dH6Xf

My Costco rewards check came yesterday. How many jumbo-sized containers of mayonnaise can I get for $300?

Keep your chinny, chin chins up fellas.

Windows 8 easily synced Exchange, GMail, Facebook, Flickr and other accounts just by entering passwords. Big fan of the tiled interface.

I really like Windows 8. Does a great job of tying together the web and desktop apps. Normal usersare going to have a hard time adjusting.

And one day I will visit this nursery and walk in there like I own the place or something ping.fm/EmkQd

Boo to whoever owns the domain name ping.fm/DQpab

Last week of teaching WordPress. I start teaching my class JavaScript next week.

Samsung: ‘We’re not doing very well in the tablet market’, No kidding!

3rd week doing week 3 of the 100 pushups workout. They’re getting easier and I’m making progress.

and i’m all like … ping.fm/qpBdD

Tupperware is the herpes of the kitchen.

Just went snowboarding in below freezing weather yesterday and tomorrow it will be in the mid 60’s. WeAtHeR PaNdAmOnIuM!1!1!

Lots of people made it up to Snowshoe already. #gacdc snow trip is in full effect. Already had a day on the slopes with every type of weathe

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.