Oops, forgot something back in 2011. Can we go back?

There’s nothing special about tonight if you don’t believe in time.

Don’t like golf, but I’ll continue to watch this golf infomercial because of this guys sweet mustache.

Ordered Bon Chon chicken, checked in on Foursquare, paid with Amex card, got $10 off.

Have you ever seen a McDonald’s under construction?

iMovie is the worst thing ever!

I’m most hungriest while waiting for dinner to cook.

“Maybe from now on, all sites should be lightweight, not just the ‘mobile’ ones.” ping.fm/aOklS

Can someone invite me to Pinterest? I’m pinterested.

AeroFS is like Dropbox your own personal Dropbox service with unlimited storage. ping.fm/tYdi9

Is anyone else using Gimmiebar somewhat regulary? It’s like del.icio.us for images Here’s mine: ping.fm/xeCfP

Apparently eating holiday treats and cookies throughout December does not result in six pack abs by Christmas. I learned from experience.

Spending Christmas night at home watching Louis CK that we paid $5 for. #bestNightEver

Back from rural Virginia. Charlottesville has one thing going for it: 91.9 wrnr. Commercial free modern rock. Such a good radio station.

Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house we go!

Pretty much somes up my day… ping.fm/CtbiN

I have 1,183,313 experience points in Uno Boost on Google+. This shows that I am highly experienced in procrastination.

This is why people hate custom skins forced upon them on Android phones. ping.fm/32V3i

The past tense version of knit should be knat.

Girls on the phone are weird.