If only I could follow the Apple keynote on my Motorola Rockr, or listen to it on my Apple Hi-Fi, or take pics with my Apple QuickTake.

“Your computer can perform 10 billion floating point operations/second. But most of the time its not doing anything at all. Just like you.”

I think we’re at a point where a flat screen tv is now just a tv. Flat screen is implied.

I blogged! I Hope Apple Improves Voice Recognition… ping.fm/fhoJN

I love the MC with a thick Russian accent at a Filipino wedding reception.

Man, Catholics make you work for the wedding cake. Up, down, up, down, kneel, up down, up, down.

“It’s well worth $5 a month to not have to carry a checkbook,” Who the heck still carries a checkbook around with them? ping.fm/Uekn1

Up to Columbia for dinner with Kristina’s parents and spending the night. Then a Filipino Catholic wedding all day tomorrow.

Ran an infinite loop that creates posts in WordPress. Oops! #delete #delete #delete #delete #delete #delete #delete #delete #delete #delete

This thread would probably be funnier if I actually saw the movie The Graduate or any popular fiction movie… ping.fm/ecSlN

Heading to the @owaspdc meetup this eveing to talk about security stuff. Hopefully it’s not toally over my head.

Banks charging their customers fees to withdraw their own money is akin to the record companies suing their customers for wanting music.

October is looking to be a great month for mobile announcements: iOS5, Samsung/Google, Facebook HTML5/iPad App announcements.

Jeff Bezos sounds like a surfer dude.

Lots of single shoes on the street this afternoon. Check your feet DC!

“Text messaging users send or receive an average of 41.5 messages on a typical day.” I’m way behind. ping.fm/jPL9U

A $199 Kindle Fire tablet is the right price point. But I’m still skeptical on the hype of tablets. I would still prefer a laptop.

Slides from my talk tonight about stickyHeader.js are at ping.fm/BLwnN and the code is on GitHub ping.fm/oDofW and if you just

I’m awesome at making really short presentations. I don’t know how some people can talk for so long.

Medium Fanta Orange slurpee before I present at this month’s DC jQuery meetup. HECK YEAH!