NBC? More like BBC amirite?

Lay on your back and use your phone. After doing this daily for 90 days you’ll be ripped.

Skipping Wordcamp Baltimore and attending @CreateathonDC instead in September.

Kristina’s old iMac will be stuck with Lion forever. Now to upgrade my MacBook Pro which just barely made the cut for the Mountain Lion good

We’re really screwing with natural selection by banning Buckey balls (round, metallic, magnets) because some people are eating them.

I forgot it takes 30 minutes to install a new operating system. Whoops, there goes my morning.

Awesome threadless shirt! S -HI- T ping.fm/cxhYc

Does North Korea have words longer than 5 characters? In other news, Mountain Lion.

I almost have reverse pagination working on a WordPress site. I was inspired by these slides ping.fm/t4Cpo

The Dark Knight Rising shooter looks like sideshow Bob.

Mortgages are stupid.

Does Jelly Bean make my Nexus S faster and more responsive? Not really. The Nexus S is underpowered. I do like Google Now and voice search.

The Android Jelly Bean start-up screen is less grandiose than the Ice Cream sandwhich start-up screen.

To use Google Now on the Nexus S tap Google in the search bar since the device has a hardware key for the home button.

Stuck in a car with women trying to tie a bow tie.

Spending the day at a Guam liberation day picnic.

Yahoo is better off with Marissa Mayer on maternity leave than any of their past CEOs there full time.

Woo hoo the dryer is fixed. Now we can do laundry. Almost ran out of underwear.

There are way to many proprietary <meta> tag standards that convey the same information. Open Graph, Twitter Cards, standard HTML metadata..

Obama and Biden can’t be in the same building during the State of the Union but they can sit next to each other at a basketball game.