In the game of customer service at the Apple store, I win.

Hair is cut.

Oh no, a disturbance at the Clarion Inn in College Park. Good thing the park police are here on the scene.

Watching weiner dog drag races #doxphest

The costume parade should be good. #doxphest

Picking movies at a video store is hard. All of these flicks look the same.

Sweet, the Xbox 360 just died. No Red Ring of Death, just no video signal. Audio works.

Hmmm do I want to pay $100 for Microsoft to fix my Xbox 360 that I barely use?

Today is for the dogs. Kristina and I are going to Dachshund Phest ping.fm/VjMCh Even though we have no dogs. I’ll be sure to documen

It’s the land of papyrus in here. #doxphest

Batman on a bear ping.fm/pt6aT

I always wondered what a million rows looked like in a MySQL table… ping.fm/DSiq0

Perfectionism killed the cat.

Going out for korean bbq for din ner with friends.

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In case anyone was wondering, the last 10 pages of Google results for ‘Kevin Bacon’ are YouTube videos. bit.ly/c0wq7I You’re welcome.

My dinner tonight consisted of pita chips and Trix cereal. Yea kristina went out with her friends tonight.

Double rain boots all the way!

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the office, it smells of fish sticks.