Newborn definitely needs a diaper change but he’s sleeping so peacefully

@Rmmmsy The closest to rapping I’ve ever gotten is reading Green Eggs and Ham really fast and aggressively

I code in HTML and CSS and I’m a programmer. 👩‍💻

@ifyouwillit 🤣 I’m not getting my hopes up.

@rochellefp Aww thanks! How’s South Korea?

@mattnightingale Toddlering

PHP will never die, I’m fine. twitter.com/RabbiGreenberg/statu…

@J_Motoki O captain my captain
Our fearful trip is done
Our ship has weathered every wrath
The prize we sought is one

— 6th grade project to memorize and recite a poem

@daljo628 Agricultural business farmer George

Filling out forms for the new baby’s first appointment:

Mother’s age at birth: ___
Father’s age at birth: ___

I want to fill in 0 and see what they say…

@anthonydpaul @jonathanober Oh that picture looks more like what I saw. At first I thought it was a European hornet

@jenna Congrats to making it 3 days. It will get better and cuter. I promise. Like this zadieheimlich.com/instagram/pro-…

@jenna It was a shock at first since the other kid needed to keep their routine going. Had our 3rd child 3 or 4 days ago and the 5 year old and 3 year old are excellent little helpers.

@Rmmmsy Cool screencast

5 year old discovered a massive hornet (abdomen as big as my thumb) in the playroom this morning. I was able to trap it in a trashcan and get it outside eventually. Never a dull day around here.

@mattcampux .com

@carlsmith Toddlers bickering jibberish

Also see localwp.com/ for quickly setting up local isolated WordPress sites

Streamlined local environment setup process to get up and running quickly.

At a previous job we made a single bash script to download and set up a local development environment with dependencies downloaded, compiled, and ready to rock and roll. twitter.com/chriscoyier/status/1…

@elgreg Father in law to the rescue!