@jonathanober Gosh darn auto correct. Waking.

Walking up in your 20s: Whoa! Did we have a crazy party last night? What happened?

Walking up in your 30s: Whoa! Did we move the clothes from the washer to the dryer last night? What happened?

Web developers who hate HTML and CSS are definitely in the wrong business. twitter.com/_marcba/status/12597…

@round simp is short for mini-Simpsons marathon on FXX

A list of King Kools on Twitter twitter.com/i/lists/125934886735…

@somecozygirl And then there is this reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ggwabd…

@mjslaby Still on that local news beat! That’s awesome! I build web sites for clients. It pays the bills.

@mjslaby Thanks MJ. How has life been treating you?

@round When you have kids it’s like this all the time

5 year old: What can a refrigerator do with eyes and a mouth?

Me: I dunno. What?

5 year old: It can see and talk!

Me: Oh. It doesn’t eat all the food?

5 year old: No, it doesn’t have arms silly.

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@Rmmmsy RIP logo and the turtle pen

@round Is this recursion?

@simonw @kevinmarks What’s the file size like for that example screenshot? I’m on my phone and can’t easily check at the moment.

@MikeNGarrett Lol at the milk photo

@elgreg Works at all. Apparently autocorrect understands the concept of irony.

@elgreg It’s amazing anything works at shop

@QuinnyPig Yes it’s right. But maybe I would learn something from someone else poking at it.

@QuinnyPig Check out DreamHosts DreamCompute cloud offerings

@TheGreenGreek Yes.

@MKBHD I’ve been collecting classic phones. Every once in a while I’ll take out the Google G1 and marvel at how far we’ve come.