@shortxstack It’s an Easter miracle! (Hard to tell in the photo but she fell asleep)

@shortxstack My 3 year old has totally given up naps. Now it’s just meltdown terror before bedtime instead of midday meltdown terror.

@JoAnnStilley We’re in that phase now

@JoAnnStilley Cute! Operation hide-the-eggs is about to commence

Adding small crosses at each intersection makes this perfectly normal grid all wonky!

@freshyill Did you tie it to your belt?

What does the Easter Bunny even have to do with eggs?

Science! Supposedly there is an article on this page somewhere.

@round ** DMs link to omlette robot **

@round How about an omelette? reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinterestin…

@starsoup7 5 years old and video chatting with her friend in their closets showing each other every piece of clothing they own. zadieheimlich.com/instagram/vide…

Such a bummer. I remember hanging out with him at ConvergeSE a while back. He was super friendly. twitter.com/ari4nne/status/12487…

P.S. Google did more confusing rebranding of their stable of redundant chat apps

“There was never a product called Gchat. The product was called Google Talk, and Gchat is a colloquial name. Gchat is to Google Talk as iTouch is to iPod touch.”

theverge.com/2020/4/9/21215588/g…

@teddyrised I just chase my kids around a different way

@SandyS1 What about Joe Exotic Plague Doctor? Or Plague Doctor Who?

Looks like 5 hours ago my Instagram2Twitter script caught up when Instagram temporarily stopped blocking the IP address of my server to scrape my posts.

@pdot86 Haaa I like that kind of humor

5 year old: what do you call a ladder without handles?

Me: …

5 year old: STAIRS!

Her jokes are getting better folks.

@davatron5000 Engagement is low. Throw up some more Cookie banner alerts. That will get them clicking.