5 year old: How do babies come out?

Me: Carefully

5 year old: Does the doctor pull it out?

Me: Yea through the belly button

3 year old: Yea and be careful to not drop the baby on the floor because it could get dirty

@QuinnyPig @SuMastodon @awscloud What about 1 row x a million columns

@stanwilsonjr Yea wrong billionaire. But I can see how you can mix up these stale old white guys.

Bloomberg spent a ton of money and all he got was some Samoas

@benadam11 My kids seem to know when we have deduced that they’re starting to have a favorite food. It’s usually after we buy said food in bulk

@shortxstack Makes me wonder how things like buildings and bridges get built if everyone is just making it up as they go along.

@MrAhmadAwais Skateboarding circa the late 90s mdskate.russellheimlich.com/

@bentossell Probably doesn’t count as good money but I launched dummyimage.com in 2007 and it makes more money per month then it costs to run. Plus I hardly touch it.

@brandonsavage One of the great things about the web. You’re actually designing intentions and everyone experiences the site just a little differently.

@williamsba @jeffr0 @patrickokeefe Oh yeah you should get the sitepoint podcast crew back together again

@brandonsavage Define “works”

@TatianaTMac 100 Grand candy bars used to be labeled $100,000 but kids couldn’t pronounce it

@DanielleAlberti Axe Body wash? Please be Axe Body wash that’s being recalled 🤞

@freshyill Yes wtf is up with that

@JoshWComeau Learning JavaScript by Paul Wilton circa June 2000. russellheimlich.com/blog/how-i-l…

** 5 year old studying bags of newborn teething snacks **

5 year old: These are half empty!

Me: No they’re not open, they’re just really light

5 year old: Oooo so babies can carry them

5 year old is into the Nightmare Before Christmas. Better keep her away from Hot Topic at the mall

#boxmodel

@teddyrised What if you’re sick of masks?

@enqueue_russ 🏆 for you