It’s black Friday and I’m over here reading reviews of Amazon 13 gallon kitchen trash bags

@renano Coach London would be proud

Today was good. I ate some turkey stuffs.

@mattcampux MKBHD remembers youtu.be/TnR1gjzY7Ew

20 pounds of circus peanuts shipped to your door

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@elgreg Even my circus peanuts?

@scottysandler #geeks #weirdos

@fugularity Yesssssssssssssssssssss

7 year old: “Take a picture of me doing this”

Well how about that, Twitter made it through the night

Marriage is pretty great except for the part where you have to learn how to read minds.

@yongfook Kids these days will never know

Plurk me! plurk.com/m/kingkool68

@rossk plurk.com/m/kingkool68

@fugularity Hi.

@caseydriscoll I get this joke.

@dbchhbr Same but replace garlic with JavaScript

@dvassallo @elonmusk Do you remember leftpad? This sounds like leftpad but for people.

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@fugularity Steam-punk butt plug

@fugularity WHO’S THE IDIOT NOW!