@fugularity Looks pretty close to me

@fugularity tiktok.com/@benmillerloans/video…

@fugularity GO VIKINGS!

@miked1ck Search for me in Technorati

How much is a shitload then? twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/…

I don’t get it. We both basically eat the same thing of chicken nuggets, string cheese, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and mac and cheese. And my 5 year old has six-pack abs…

@tomfinley en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_bu…

@tomfinley So you’re saying in going to need to press the turbo button before playing?

Ok but can it play Doom? twitter.com/IBMResearch/status/1…

@miked1ck What about my 9am flex(box)

@caseydriscoll Attack the ball

@bpeebles Vest man!

When developers take a stab at copy writing but the content team doesn’t notice after it goes to production twitter.com/dimensionmedia/statu…

@m_uysl OMG yes!

twitter.com/kingkool68/status/13…

Let’s not stop at ending daylight savings time, the entire US should switch to coordinated universal time (UTC)

Remember that day in November when we had to turn the air conditioning on because we were sweltering.

Narrator: That day was today.

@fugularity This one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon…

It’s like Twitter but harder. But on the plus side you get to toot

@elyktrix gg

Per usual, the number one Twitter topic is Twitter

@davatron5000 Can you still tweet your blog posts out?