@stilley_jo If you’re traveling at the speed of light what happens when you turn on your headlights?

@JoannaBrenner Are you sure he wasn’t talking to Gouda?

Also gambling is prohibited on CTA trains. Big enough problem that they added it to their loud speaker messages.

Pro tip: when in Chicago and buying a CTA pass to ride the train don’t jam your credit card into the cash slot because the machine will just eat it and not give it back.

@orgmxdotcom You’ll need to analyze your server logs to count the number of requests. Try goaccess.io or awstats.sourceforge.io

If you’re that guy that shits on all the existing code your first day on the job, you are on par if not worse than the guy who brings an acoustic guitar to a party

@taupecat github.com/hirak/phpjs

Bueller x5 twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/10…

Anyone else noticing Instagram embeds are breaking like this? codepen.io/kingkool68/full/PBQxw…

Looks like Instagram is adding `x-frame-options: SAMEORIGIN` to the iframe src causing Chrome not to render the iframe when embeded

This Hot Wheels car is my 3-year old ‘s aesthetic

@starsoup7 Maybe everyone should agree to use less jargon

Nightmare where life-sized ducks/blue jays are attacking you

localghost: 127.0.0.o.o.o.O.O.o.o.0.1

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place
Singin’

We will we will rock twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/…

appsco.pe/ is an app store for progressive web apps you can add to your home screen like a native app.

@jgarber @backblaze A Synology NAS + Google Photos + Amazon Prime Photos + BackBlaze B2 (way cheaper than S3)

@ckrewson Interesting details about the wedding at the end.

So like a regular car then… twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/10…

There’s a machine at darlo train station that charges your phone, £2 for 20 mins.
Someone’s unplugged it and is charging thier phone in its socket.

@AdeyLady123 I think it’s trying to tell you you’re too busy