@fugularity Yes. Your tweets are calling experts to second guess the invention of the printing press.

“On the one hand… Mass communication. But on the other we have @fugularity’s terrible attempts at puns and wit”

“Yes indeed. Humanity is doomed.”

Parenting pro tip #823:

If your picky toddler refuses to eat something, try it with ketchup! Carrots, broccoli, bananas; doesn’t seem to matter to my 3 year old.

3 year old: “Daddy you’re a giraffe and mommy you’re a penguin”

Me: “Oh really? What animal are you?”

3 year old: “Um… I don’t umm.. animals… … I’m a screw driver!”

#iAmDead

@randallb Pinboard

@michaeldick @coinbase If you use GDAX (owned by Coinbase) to make trades then you won’t pay fees

@mr_suh #TeamOkrah

@mr_suh #TeamNoprah

“Hey Google, what are the digits of pi?”

I wish the NFL rule about forward progress applied to getting toddlers ready in the morning.

#whyDoTheyHateSocksSoMuch

@mr_suh You should double the recipe

@williamsba “Legendary dad” Niiice!

@sarah_edo I built my own wedding website russellandkristina.com

I wish their was a gallery of wedding website designs somewhere

@williamsba Man all I did was put my kid in a popcorn bag twitter.com/kingkool68/status/84…

Because they’re all sitting in the closets of overly ambitious geeks who haven’t gotten around to using them yet… twitter.com/nixcraft/status/9493…

Steps out of minivan at Costco to pump gas. Frozen is blasting on the stereo. All the soccer mom’s gaze in my direction and nod accordingly.

@fugularity Don’t forget double 0

@chipcullen They’re more similar then you think. There are instances where doing something on the backend makes life easier on the frontend and vice versa.

@chipcullen

They just don’t build them like they used to.. twitter.com/acerbialberto/status…

@ammy914 *zooms in* Oooooo