Solar flair –> etsy.com/market/solar_eclipse

Can someone tell me when to put my phone down for this sun thingy today?

@navybook “the toybox”

The way people get so excited about the sun and the moon lining up is how I get when the kid’s nap times line up.

@design_tlc Yea that’s weird

Plane lands…
* Check email
* Check Twitter
* Uninstall airline app

@MikeNGarrett Nice that looks like a big one. I found one in my driveway

@JessSchillinger Thanks!

@round Can’t wait to hear your frooty loop beat mix

@cdharrison Oh crap he’s at the gate determining who can come and go. I think he’ll like me…

@rossk Correct answer: OLD

@rossk 1985 what does that make me?

Hi! I’m in Denver.

@aaronjorbin Hey me 2. See you there.

@brownpau If Florida is still there.

@danielbachhuber Solve the P vs. NP problem

@naudebynature Ooo am I R🐲?

@Illizian Found it on Reddit Dinosaur extinction according to the flat earth society

reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6tei…

Ooo looky who is on this list… twitter.com/wordcampbalt/status/…

Dinosaur extinction according to the flat earth society